Filed under: Coral Kitty
Once there was a cat named Coral. She had a mother named Carol. Coral had an imaginary friend named Darth Vader. He played with Coral all the time. But Coral had another friend, named Small. Small was very stupid compared to Darth Vader. For instance, Darth Vader knew what 1+1 equaled. Well, Small didn’t know what that equaled. This is why Coral made up Darth Vader:
Once Coral was playing with Small, and Coral left the room. Well, when she came back Small was rolling all around on the floor chewing on something… ( It turned out to be a dog toy.) When Coral asked Small what he was doing, he simply answered ” I’m testing the floor, can’t you see that!?” Well, Coral didn’t exactly understand the concept of rolling around testing the floor… But she promised herself that one day she would.
And so. What Coral devoted her whole life to after that was testing random floors to see if they were any different from the last one.
